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Converting to a different faith can be intimidating, but when the pros outweigh the cons, it can be totally worth it. You just have to be aware of the benefits of making the switch.
For any Muslims considering jumping ship, The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of the best reasons to leave Islam for Christianity:
Bacon: The list could end right here, and it would still be worth it.
Your wife can show her face in public without being stoned to death: Have you ever watched someone try to eat soup at a cafe while wearing a burqa? Not cute.
No more of those itchy explosive vests: A nice T-shirt is perfectly fine. And it won't kill you or anyone else.
Did we mention bacon?: Just making sure.
Ditch your AK-47 for a good ol' AR-15: Like all true Christians.
You can listen to Switchfoot instead of that creepy loudspeaker music telling you to pray: This is almost as good as the bacon one.
Replace your Quran with great Joel Osteen books: Still filled with false religion, but at least they're cheerful.
You can face any direction you want while praying: No more of this "bow toward the east" mumbo-jumbo.
100% less murderous hatred: You'd be surprised at how much better life is when you're not being commanded to murder anyone.
Now you can actually have your sins forgiven by Jesus Christ the living Word of God go to actual Heaven: A lot better than the alternative.
And those are just the tip of the iceberg! The benefits of converting to Christianity are too many to count. What other great reasons are there to leave Islam and become a Christian? Post them in the comments.
NOT SATIRE: Her Own Family Turned Against Her
Alile (name changed for safety) is the female narrator of The Real Story of Jesus in the Yao language of Malawi. Like many Muslim converts, she faces constant persecution. Her own brothers have beaten her. Her uncle said it would be better if she were dead. Recently, her family brought in witch doctors to curse her.
Yet Alile's faith is unshaken. She boldly proclaims she will never deny Christ. The woman who helped narrate Jesus' story is now living it through her own suffering.
In honor of Alile, RevelationMedia is launching a campaign to spread The Real Story of Jesus on social media across her Muslim region. Even a few dollars can help reach thousands with the Gospel. Raising $10,000 could bring the hope of Christ to tens of thousands. Will you give today to help share Jesus in Malawi?
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