ATLANTA, GA — Chick-Fil-A has announced a new cauliflower sandwich as part of an effort to reach new customers in the godless heathen community.

"Let's face it, not everyone likes the Lord's blessed chicken," said Chick-Fil-A menu director Leslie Neslage to reporters. "With this new cauliflower sandwich, we hope to attract a whole new clientele of godless Communist heathens to our restaurant!"

The new Cauliflower-Fil-A is a boneless breast of cauliflower breaded and cooked to perfection in peanut oil, served with two pickle chips on a buttered, toasted bun. "Cover this thing in gobs of Chick-Fil-A sauce and you won't even know the difference!" continued Neslage. "Let's face it — everyone knows our food is just a vehicle for the sauce anyway. All you people want is our sauce."

Already the Cauliflower-Fil-A is creating a stir among vegans, heathens, and people who ride bicycles in the middle of the road. The company is hoping for 12% increase in revenue from these new markets.

The Cauliflower-Fil-A will be served with a side of waffle cricket fries.

This man is under arrest - for MANSPLAINING!