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24 Aug 2024
Amy Curtis


NextImg:Your Government, Ladies and Gentlemen: TSA Declares Peanut Butter a 'Liquid'

The TSA is a pain in the butt. It really is. Taking off your shoes, losing your bottled water and for what? Not much. Forbes reported in 2017 that TSA missed 70% of fake weapons.

This writer had a run in with TSA over a bottle of bitters (hope the agent that took it home enjoyed them). So be aware -- the TSA also considers peanut butter a liquid:

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If you asked any American on the street if peanut butter is a liquid, they'd say no.

But our government says otherwise, so keep the Jif at home when you fly.

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Yeah, drink it.

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Not a chance.

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They really are.

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Much, much smaller.

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This made us chuckle.

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Nothing at all.

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Not one person.

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Mmmmmm. A nice glass of peanut butter on the rocks.

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Look! Science!

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All of this.

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Such a win!

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Bold strategy, let us know how that works out for you.

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Yes, please.

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Don't you feel safe and free?