Remember when Hillary Clinton would pull out her fake Southern Baptist preacher accent? She thought it would help her win over black voters. It didn't, yet Kamala Harris seems to think it will work out differently for her. Harris was in Detroit for Labor Day flanked by a couple of teachers' union stooges and pulled out … this. We're not sure if she picked it up from her Indian-American upbringing or her Marxist Jamaican father, but it doesn't sound very Detroit to us.

Let's just get through the rest of this speech without cackling.

It is.

Never lived in the South, but went to school in Montreal, Quebec.

To whom is she pandering? From the side shot, it looks like the audience is mostly white. This is Detroit-speak?

If your kids can't read or write to proficiency, you'd better thank a union member.

Does anybody buy this? Just be authentic, assuming you have an authentic self to begin with.