As Twitchy reported Tuesday, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced the end of the "war on warriors" at an all-hands meeting at Quantico. The nation's top brass were told, "No more identity months, DEI offices, no more dudes in dresses. No more climate change worship. No more division, distraction, or gender delusions. We are DONE with that s**t."

Hegseth also probably made more than a few generals nervous when he said the department was bringing back height and weight standards, saying it was a bad look to have "fat generals and admirals in the halls of the Pentagon." "Today, at my direction, every member of the Joint Force at every rank is required to take the PT test twice a year, as well as meet height and weight requirements twice a year. EVERY year of service," Hegseth declared.

Remember, this comes just a couple of weeks after the dumbest member of Congress, Sen. Mazie Hirono, told FBI Director Kash Patel that it was "harsh" to make women applicants do a pull-up.

Rep. Jason Crow ran right to former ABC News troll Terry Moran to explain that hearing about grooming standards was "a disgusting scene."

Yeah, we're not clicking on that full statement. We did notice that he did leave the part citing Hegseth's military experience out of his X post, and just went with "former Fox News host." At least he left on his own accord, unlike Moran.

Well said.

As far as a draft dodger, is he referring to President Donald Trump? The draft ended before Hegseth was born.

Joe Biden's uncle served, though, and was shot down over New Guinea and eaten by cannibals.