Former FBI Director James Comey lives near a magical beach where Democrats feel compelled to leave political messages for any soul to happen upon. Oh, what incredible luck that Comey has stumbled across two Democrat messages. On Thursday, Comey found seashells arranged to spell ‘8647.’ Comey’s in a lot of trouble for posting a pic of that on his Instagram page. Last year, he happened upon a painted seashell encouraging people to vote for Kamala Harris.

Here, take a look. (READ)

What an incredible coincidence!

Commenters can’t believe how lucky Comey was to find that perfectly balanced blue shell just asking to be photographed and shared online.

Why would anyone think posting a picture of a shell that reads ‘Vote Harris’ would be an endorsement for her? So silly!

Commenters think they know why this keeps happening to Comey.

Ah, yes, Donkey Beach is the nation’s sandy destination for beach-related Dem Party propaganda.

Now here’s something disturbing. Yes, it’s real.

It sure is! Sometimes it feels like we’re living in a simulation.