When this writer was five, her father took an old pair of her shoes and painstakingly glued red glitter to them, so she could have ruby slippers and be Dorothy for Halloween. She lived and breathed 'The Wizard of Oz' from a young age, and it remains one of her all-time favorite movies.

But the woke machine comes for all and no movie, no matter how beloved, is safe from being destroyed in the name of 'modern audiences.' 

Here's more from Deadline:

Everyone. Everywhere.

The 'modern audiences' that don't exist.

They're not trying to recreate it. They're destroying it.

Same.

Okay, this made us laugh.

Almost a century and now they'll destroy it.

Yes it is.

Nah. They don't do that anymore.

'How do you do, fellow kids?'

Heh.

And it's this.