In the 2024 election, Democrats lost ground with just about every demographic possible (with the exception of AWFLs), but the one group the party has struggled with the most is young men.
It wasn't for a lack of trying. Remember 'White Dudes for Harris'? Remember girlfriend-abuser Doug Emhoff as the 'new masculinity'? Perhaps most hilariously, remember 'Coach' Tim Walz (the 'mean pick six' guy) doing his best Elmer Fudd imitation trying to load a shotgun?
How none of that worked remains a baffling mystery.
But seriously, it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out why the party cannot connect with men, particularly young men. For more than a generation now, the left has denounced anything masculine as 'toxic.' They have claimed that exercise is 'right-wing.' They've said that MAGA has 'corrupted' men into admiring beautiful women. Oh, and let's not forget that, according to the left, if a young man isn't willing to date a 'trans woman,' that is a fatal character flaw.
Of course, Democrats will not see any of this as a problem. Instead, they have announced a plan to spend $20 million on a new project called 'SAM: Speaking to American Men,' which will 'study the syntax, language, and content of men's spaces.'
It's OK. You can laugh. We have been. Incessantly.
Our most fervent hope, though, is that the Democrats take all of that $20 million and burn it by giving it to their two Gen Z heroes, Chris Mowrey and Harry Sisson.
Last night, Mowrey started his campaign to get some of the filthy lucre from the left by posting what may be one of the most cringeworthy images we have ever seen (and when it comes to Mowrey and Sisson, that's saying something).
Check it out:
Ha.
Hahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, yes. Those two are definitely conservatives' worst nightmare. How could the Republican Party ever counter such testosterone-laden icons of virile masculinity?
We're not sure who the beard ... errr ... young woman is in this picture, but she looks like she was paid to be there. We also can't help but notice that Mowrey's arm is draped not on her, but reaching across to his buddy Sisson.
Ahem. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Mostly for Democrats who want to get elected in 2026.
Eep.
Hey, he said it, not us. (We just laughed at it.)
We have no idea what Mowrey was thinking here.
But his face looks more than a little bloated, so his estrogen treatments might be finally kicking in.
We could answer that question, but we think everyone already knows the answer.
LOL. Lemon drop shooters all around! Crank up the Taylor Swift!
Shhh. Don't tell them. And definitely don't tell the DNC.
OK. Hang on a second. This writer just spat up his drink all over his keyboard.
Alright. Moving on ...
Dammit.
Cleanup on Aisle Keyboard again.
YIKES.
Yes, that video will always be hilarious, but it also makes us throw up in our mouth just a little bit.
We're beginning to think that whole story about Sisson taking advantage of gullible young women on Snapchat is just a giant smokescreen.
Mowrey is kind of right. It is nightmare fuel. Just not in the way he thinks he is.
Maybe if those three chicks were Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, and Kathy Griffin.
Now, that would be some real nightmare fuel.
You know what they say: Every hotel room has one.
This has been just too much fun, but we'll turn to Grok to wrap things up.
Aaaaand, there it is!
Thank you, Grok.
We can only hope that the DNC is still paying these two clowns. Now that David Hogg has been ousted from his DNC vice chairmanship (because he didn't check enough woke, diversity boxes), there is a huge -- well, OK, 'scrawny' -- leadership gap at the top of the party.
We can't think of anyone better to fill that gap than Chris Mowrey and Harry Sisson.
Call it nightmare fuel for every Democrat candidate in the midterms.
Editor's Note: The Democrat Party has never been less popular as voters reject its globalist agenda.
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