It's difficult to know if some of these scenes from college protests are real or parody. This one from the University of Massachusetts (UMass) is very real and very embarrassing. You have to watch it to believe it.

He looks like an 'Aladdin' fever dream.

There is a mental health crisis in this country. Honestly, there is actually a crisis of parents spanking their kids when they were growing up, but whatever.

The fact these two people can live in the United States comfortably, yet be so dumb, speaks to how well this country treats its citizens.

Social media was a mistake. It gave these people a platform to find one another.

That country probably does not want them. Let's be honest.

Now, now, remember there is no frisky activity in the encampment. That is one of the rules!

If only Chris were still alive to mock these people. At least, that would bring some much needed joy.