Lots of people aren't watching the Olympics, and for a variety of reasons. Whether the time jump -- Paris is six hours ahead of New York -- or the offensive opening ceremony, or just a lack of interesting in increasingly politicized sports, this writer has seen a lot of posts on X of people boycotting the Olympics.

But if you want a dose of gymnastics, this will more than suffice.

WATCH:

The music absolutely killed us.

So do we.

Tens across the board!

He sure did.

Flawless performance.

The newest Olympic event.

All the gold!

Rural Olympics need to be a thing.

So could we.

This writer suffers no delusions: she would end up in traction if she tried this.

We could have the fence balance beam, the tractor pull, corn shucking, and other events.

Doggo did a fantastic job.