Did you hear the one about the Canadian teacher with the massive knockers?
See, normally it would be considered pretty offensive, not to mention sexist, to ask a question like that. But not this time. This time, it’s totally appropriate. Because we’re talking, of course, about Kayla Lemieux. Even if the name doesn’t sound familiar, the story should ring a bell. She’s the trans Toronto high school teacher who claims that she’s actually intersex, which is why it’s entirely possible that she could have male reproductive organs as well as comically ginormous boobs (despite having no formal medical training, or even informal medical training, she diagnosed herself with gigantomastia). Lemieux was persecuted by intolerant parents who just didn’t understand that it’s a fundamental human right to be able to wear skintight tops as a schoolteacher, particularly when you’ve got Z-cups.
The district previously claimed that interfering or criticizing the teacher would go against the Ontario Human Rights Code.
“The [Halton District School Board] recognizes the rights of students, staff, parents/guardians and community members to equitable treatment without discrimination based upon gender identity and gender expression. Gender identity and gender expression are protected grounds under the Ontario Human Rights Code,” the board said in a statement.
Well, it seems that the school board has since had a slight change of heart about Lemieux after she was spotted out and about looking like a dude and conspicuously missing the hooters:
Pictures this week appeared to contradict Lemieux’s account as they showed a man bearing her resemblance dressed in scruffy, gray clothing – and minus the prosthetics.
A neighbor identified that person as being the Toronto teacher. They were later seen driving in and out of the apartment block and walking on the sidewalk later on.
“He wears prosthetic breasts extremely infrequently,” the neighbor said. “He puts the breasts on to teach, occasionally when he goes for a walk or when the cops visit.”
What, you mean you don’t have a special pair of breasts you wear for teaching, walking, and getting visited by cops? Is Canada progressive or what?
Oh, yeah. We should probably mention that. Lemieux is currently on paid leave. Nice work if you can get it.
According to the Daily Mail, the aforementioned neighbor said that Lemieux has only been publicly parading herself as a woman since May 2022. Wonder if that was around the time that Lemieux realized her future employment at the school was uncertain.
You kinda have to give Lemieux props.
And winning!
Or at least whatever the Canadian equivalent of the Louvre is.
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