Like many countries, Australia has a crime problem. This is because they've imported immigrants from nations where the culture is wholly incompatible with Western civilization, and then refuse to enforce laws (because that might be racist or culturally insensitive).
Instead, they push stupid laws that won't solve any of the problems, because solving the problems involves actual work.
Recently, two 'gangs' got into a machete fight at a shopping center. Rather than punish the gangs, Aussie pols have decided to ... ban machetes.
A fight involving machetes at a Melbourne shopping centre has prompted an Australian state to fast-track the country's first-ever ban on the weapon's sale.
The ban - to start in Victoria this Wednesday, instead of September - comes after two gangs attacked each other at Northland shopping centre in Preston on Sunday afternoon. A man, 20, remains in hospital in a serious condition.
Victoria's premier said the ban will "choke the supply", adding "the community shouldn't have to deal with these weapons in their shopping centres - neither should our police".
Two boys, aged 16 and 15, were on Sunday charged with affray, intentionally causing injury, and possession and use of a controlled weapon.
'Choke the supply.'
Sure, Jan.
Nope.
Ban all the things and no one will die!
Might as well.
Forks and spoons, too.
And it isn't the machetes.
They will. Mark our words.
But that would be racist!
THIS.
And a cheap one at that.
Zero machetes have caused a gang war on their own. They're always used by someone.
Never gonna happen.
That would be the smart move, but politicians aren't smart.
Never. That's when.
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