Of all the people in the world who shouldn't be lecturing us about Donald Trump and our bedrooms, Stormy Daniels is at the top of that list.
But she's probably trying to stay relevant after she failed to derail Trump's campaign, so we suppose that's something. Yet lecturing the rest of us about it is just peak irony:
Oh, sweetie. Just no.
Ouch.
She wanted the fame and clout.
It's not the one that forces vaccine mandates on people and kills their pet squirrels, that's for sure.
It sure is.
Sadly, doesn't seem to be possible.
EL. OH. EL.
Sure have.
No Republican politician has ever been in this writer's bedroom. But the current ones have tried to make her take a vaccine she didn't want.
Definitely not the one.
Without consequence.
Same.
This made us laugh out loud.
Aaaand we're gonna leave this write there. Absolutely rolling.