You're doing great, Lefties. Just great.

Keep this up. It's bound to help you win back voters. Or something.

This is so tiresome but completely on-brand.

Mussolini is wearing pants in that picture. This writer is wearing pants. Guess this writer is Mussolini.

We've heard rumors Hitler drank water, too, so if you drink water, you're literally Hitler.

Or something.

They're going to go there at some point. They've already told President Donald Trump to take Hitler's advice on public funding of scientific research (no, really).

So terrible at it.

Even Ghandi was a fascist.

You think you know a guy.

Yep. That's the standard now.

Nailed it.

Can never go wrong with Norm Macdonald gif.

Not a single kid since Mussolini.

And that's probably a low estimate.

Utterly ridiculous.

You, sir, are just like the Italian dictator.

No lies detected.