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31 Oct 2023
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NextImg:There's Something Super Sketchy About Sam Bankman-Fried's Courtroom Portrait

People are perplexed by this curious courtroom caricature of Sam Bankman-Fried.

Don't get us wrong, it looks great. Too great. It's nearly Bankman-bereft.

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Seriously, folks. We've all seen the chunky-cheeked crypto con man.

That. Ain't. Him.

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THANK YOU! That's what we're saying! LOL.

This doesn't pass the smell test, but the responses are still funny.

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Now somebody's making sense.

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LOLOLOL!

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Ha! If you know, you know.

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Some portrait artists are kinder than others, we guess?

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Nailed it.

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That's how it be.

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WHOA! He's right!

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Bwahaha!

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We found our winner!

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There's quite a difference between 'Mega Chad Bankman-Fried' and 'Has Had the Ring of Power for 40 Years Bankman-Fried'.

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He's come a long way from this rendition published by Axios. LOL.

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Yeah, courtroom portrait artists are not usually this kind. Brady looks sort of … deflated.

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So … we're doubtful.

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The whole thing is sketchy.

This is the normal courtroom sketch artist Sam Bankman-Fried looking back, wishing he was the Chad Bankman-Fried.

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Our verdict?

We really, really, REALLY wish it was real, but we can't find the source anywhere.

We're thinking it's a 'no', but it's still hilarious, and we can always hope.


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