Y'all remember David Leavitt, right? He's the jerkwad who tried to get a Target employee fired a few years ago because she wouldn't sell him a display toothbrush for practically nothing. He's been just as insufferable between then and now, and this is yet another example of his absolute hackery:

Clutch those pearls, David.

You knew someone was going to go there.

There's a 100% chance David was the kid who reminded the teacher to assign homework, and tattled on his classmates.

You monster. LOL.

Yeah, it's literally a reference to 'Kiss Kiss Bang Bang' -- the 2005 Shane Black movie starring Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer.

It's our understanding Elon has lawyers approve everything he posts, so it'll hold up.

There's zero doubt David is a moron.

Target employees everywhere should be on high alert.

It's completely on-brand for Leavitt.

That's his thing.

LOL.

Ouch.

Solid advice.