Stephen King is talking to the wrong guy. He wants the Jewish dude with the glass and the sombrero who heads the Senate minority, Chuck Schumer. Try as they might, the Democrats can't shake the "Schumer shutdown" handle. Some clowns, like Gov. Tim Walz, argue that Republicans control the White House, the House, and the Senate, and "they can’t even pass their own BS to keep the lights on." That's right, because they need 60 votes to pass the continuing resolution, and Democratic senators are holding out for free health care for illegal aliens.

Vice President JD Vance posted Friday:

King decided to set him straight:

"The middle class."

$3.6 million for pastry cooking classes and dance focus groups for male prostitutes in Haiti.

Those sombrero memes didn't come from nowhere. Someone Photoshop a sombrero on King so we can use it with this post.