Kamala Harris and the Democrats love women. Ask them, and they'll tell you. But that offer only applies to abortion.

The rest of the time? They can't even define what a woman is, lest they offend the trans activists. But they can come up with increasingly insulting euphemisms for us:

The Hallmark cards write themselves:

'Happy Anniversary, my beloved Partner With Eggs.'

So romantic.

So scientific.

Let us know how that worked out for you.

This made us laugh.

No. No, they are most definitely not okay.

This writer's head hurts now.

Sounds good to us.

According to that article, he will conceive in the next twelve months. Congrats!

What a radical concept!

HA!

Harsh, but fair.

Oh, but we do, unfortunately.

Laughed out loud.

Report back on this.

Aaaaand we're dead.