John Fetterman is really too normal to be a Democrat. It's a shame. He should just come toward the light and away from the weirdos. He should bring his bag of corn along. 

As it should be.

Honestly, time away from her is probably why he is acting so normal now. Also, she's a 'firefighter' now so apparently she is busy.

It's so wholesome.

Maybe he prefers the company of the corn. Have you met his wife? Can't blame him. 

It's kind of 'earie' how he grows on you. Heh.

We see what you did there.

That sounds 'a-maize-ing'. Also, don't you mean you're a 'corn-ivore'?

Forgive us for being 'stalkers'. 

His dedication peace and 'hominy' in the world is noted and appreciated. 

There is not even a kernel of truth to that. 

He's basically a 'uni-corn' in the Democratic Party at this point. 

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