As everyone knows by now, Sen. Corey Booker held a floor speech for a record 24 hours and 19 minutes. It wasn't technically a filibuster because there was no legislation he was trying to stall. Most people ignored it; nobody stayed for the full 24 hours to hear Spartacus rant.

One reporter thought to ask Booker how he managed to go 24 hours without any bathroom breaks. Booker gave up his training regimen:

What a hero. "I really spent time dehydrating myself."

For a pat on the back from the Democrats.

It's telling that journalists are more interested in how he managed to go without peeing than they are with anything he said.