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4 Apr 2025
Warren Squire


NextImg:Seize the Cray-Cray! Elie Mystal Suffers Delusional Fantasy That Trump Will Snatch Him Off the Street

Radical leftist political commentator Elie Mystal has a very active fantasy life. He thinks President Donald Trump is looking for an excuse to snatch him off the streets and either imprison him here or fly him down to El Salvador.

Here’s an excerpt. (READ)

Elie Mystal "REALLY WORRIED" that Trump Admin could snatch him up over his articles"We live in a country where you can get snatched up off the street for writing an article ... this is something that has really worried me.""And we can say, 'Well, it only happened to green card holders.' Yeah, now. So far. How long before it happens to me? I'm an American. I was born in Queens, right?"

Now here’s his full paranoid rant. (WATCH)

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We would have said ignorance but fear works, too.

Commenters say if Mystal has anything to fear it’s his fellow Democrats. He recently went on The View and said all laws passed before 1965 should be deemed unconstitutional because they were written by white people.

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He really looks like the Heat Miser. That’s hilarious!

Commenters were quick to point out that the rotund Mystal should have no fear of being ‘snatched.’

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Trump is not rounding up American citizens. Mystal should be more worried about his family staging a public intervention that involves a barber, a dietary specialist, and a personal trainer.