We're not sure why Democrat Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz keeps trying to pretend that he knows anything about sports, but we suppose, at this point, he's committed to the bit, so he really doesn't have much choice.
Obviously, no one is buying it. Walz has shown, time and again, that he knows less about football than many people who have never even watched a game (let alone claimed to be a coach). He has continually stepped on rakes for not even understanding the basic terminology of the game.
But this morning, Walz was ready for one last ditch effort, a Hail Mary if you will.
(Someone might need to explain to him what a Hail Mary is.)
Get ready, folks. Because, according to Walz, it's 'game day.'
Uh-oh. You don't need to be Jimmy the Greek to guess how this went for him.
Let the mockery commence!
HAHAHA.
It's the 9th quarter and Walz is ready for a power play.
Survey says? He almost certainly did not.
Yay, sportsball!
LOL. OK, we don't know if anyone can top that.
Hilarious sports references aside, most people were just tired of Walz overall and his ridiculous jazz hands and leg kicks.
You couldn't make up a parody of masculinity bigger than Walz if you tried.
Not coincidentally, Harris was the worst VP choice since Joe Biden.
We haven't seen a line of succession that bad since the Roman Year of the Five Emperors.
Cackling idiot goofballs. That works.
The Joker and The Penguin, maybe? You can decide which one is which.
Remember when Walz and many other 'White Dudes for Harris' tried to claim that J.D. Vance was too 'weird'?
We remember. That didn't go well either. It just earned them the 'Vance Face.'
LOL. We will never get tired of that look.
True on all three counts.
Democrats called us garbage people. Well, they're about to find out how good we are at that.
But it only happens if you VOTE, America.
Vote to send fake 'coach' Tim Walz back to Minnesota and vote to send empty suit Kamala Harris back to ... well, we don't honestly care where she goes back to, just as long as it's not back to the White House.