Well, well, well—looks like New York City’s jail system, including the infamous Rikers Island, has been so spectacularly mismanaged that a federal judge had to step in and seize control. The New York Post dropped the bombshell today, and let’s just say X users are having a field day tearing into the city’s so-called “leadership.” Grab your popcorn, because the takes are spicier than a Rikers cafeteria tray!

Oh, look—$860 million for 'reforms,' and all they got was more violence and chaos! Maybe they thought 'reform' meant 'redecorate with more barbed wire'? Someone get this guy an efficiency audit stat—he’s clearly ready to clean house!

Next, we’ve got The Bat, a former Rikers corrections officer who’s seen it all and isn’t mincing words about the 'liberal' politicians running the show.

The Bat swoops in with a decade of Rikers horror stories, and he’s pointing fingers straight at the governor and mayor! Apparently, being a corrections officer there means signing up for daily abuse with a side of disastrous leadership. This guy’s seen more chaos than a Gotham villain—someone get him a cape!

Finally, Pee Kay steps in with a history lesson, breaking down how Rikers has been a mess since 2012, leading up to this federal takeover.

Pee Kay is playing professor, giving us the full Rikers timeline—turns out this dumpster fire has been burning for over a decade! Judge Swain’s Nunez Remediation Manager sounds like a superhero we didn’t know we needed. Is she coming with a cape or just a really big clipboard? Either way, Pee Kay’s got the tea, and it’s scalding!

Maybe President Trump was actually being a humanitarian!

Fingers crossed!