Karine Jean-Pierre held a press briefing Tuesday and was pummeled with questions about President Joe Biden's mental fitness to run for reelection. What if a crisis arises at 11 p.m.? "He has a team." Is he committed to fulfilling his full second term? "Yes." So he does think his mental acuity will improve as he nears 86.

Best of all, though, was when a reporter asked if the Russians had pounced on Biden's disastrous debate performance to further embarrass him.

That's not a very good question. That's a stupid question. Just this February, Vladimir Putin said that a second Biden term would be better for Russia than a Donald Trump one. Putin wants Biden to win, despite Biden's claim last week that he "shut down" Putin — "I’m the guy that shut Putin down. No one thought could happen," Biden told ABC News.

We were reliably informed that Republicans hit Biden with a microwave energy weapon that made him appear senile.

Even if they didn't want him to win, Russia wouldn't have to do anything to "seize" on Biden's debate performance — Putin can just sit back and watch the American media handle it.