It was last October when the New York Times published a piece trying to paint President Joe Biden as a folksy "Storyteller in Chief." That was how the Times got around finally having to report on the lies that Biden was continually repeating, such as his son Beau dying in Iraq, getting arrested trying to visit Nelson Mandela, and a house fire almost burning down the house will Dr. Jill Biden inside.

Biden is still telling stories. The Free Beacon has some incredible examples from the Robert Hur report of Biden going off-topic on tangents repeatedly. Biden even made car noises to simulate peeling out in his Corvette. Hur continually had to guide Biden back on topic, which is probably one of the reasons he thought a jury wouldn't convict him — his brain is mush:

The Free Beacon piece has a lot of anecdotes from our beloved storyteller, but this is one of the best:

The whole class literally stood up and clapped. Of course, Biden has claimed he graduated near the top of his class, though he was ranked 76th in a law school class of 85.

That's the scary part. Is he just lying, or does he truly remember things like his son dying in Iraq? Has he told that story so many times he now believes it's true? It's probably that along with pure pandering.

Biden then detailed a bizarre episode during one of his first jobs out of law school involving a 23-year-old construction worker with a seared penis and a missing testicle, and how the case ultimately led him to enter politics.

Hur was just there to ask about the classified documents, not to see pictures of Dr. Jill in a bikini. No wonder he thought Biden could never withstand cross-examination.