


So. Syria.
There's a lot going on over there, but the CliffsNotes version is this: about two weeks ago, Islamist militant group Hayat Tahrir al-Sham and other rebels launched an attack in the north, and quickly overtook the city of Aleppo before moving on Damascus. Yesterday, Damascus fell and Bashar al-Assad stepped down after ruling since his father died in 2000.
Despite Kamala Harris' asinine claim during the debates that there were no American troops in combat zones, there are 900 troops in Syria right now, and President Biden (yeah, he's still president, we guess) is going to address the nation about it:
What could possibly go wrong?
Or syrup. Or something.
Ouch.
Yeah. It's not going to go well.
No, but he'll blame Trump and tell us how much of our tax dollars he's sending to Syria now.
This.
We have a sneaking suspicion we'll find out.
We're wondering that, too.
At least the potential memes will be lit.