Sometimes, amidst all the horrific stories in the world, a feel good Prince story is just what the doctor ordered. This story is particularly Prince like. This is the tale of the time Matt Damon and Prince first met.

It's important to always address Matt Damon by his full government name for maximum hilarity.

Gone too soon.

It's the perfect answer going forward.

The obvious question is what is the symbolism behind 'Purple Rain'? Duh.

He must be distinguished from all other Matts.

Particularly since Prince did not use his own last name.

None of us have been able to escape it yet.

It's a much better place.

Speaking of time flying, this is exactly the most shocking part of this whole story.

It's too bad Prince is no longer around to entertain America and provide us with more hilarious celebrity meeting stories. God bless Prince and his once beloved Minnesota.