It’s honestly hard for us to imagine that anyone would want nonbinary luggage thief — and former Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy under President Joseph R. Biden — Sam Brinton. But apparently somebody out there actually does want him. And that somebody just happens to be the Montgomery County, Maryland, Police Department.

Now we’re cookin’! More from The Daily Wire’s Luke Rosiak:

A neighbor told The Daily Wire that “four unmarked police showed up last night, they would not let his spouse Kevin leave. After about an hour Sam Brinton was escorted out in handcuffs.”

Awww, yissssss.

It sure did. And we’re here for it.

We just hope that the Montgomery County PD did a very thorough search of his domicile …

Badum-CH!

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