Mia Farrow doesn't name names in this post about the Presidential debate, but, given her track record on Trump, we're pretty confident she's talking about Biden:

Well, Mia, how much time do you have?

Farrow's fans rushed to defend the President's dismal performance. Some went with the original narrative that the President was feeling under the weather:

While others bought into the two-for-one 'it was a cold/jetlag' combo:

Bonus points for mentioning it could have been COVID!

He just came back? We're not experts in geography, but last we checked, spending the week leading up to the debate at Camp David doesn't exactly qualify as 'just getting back' from Europe.

The sick and/or tired excuses are almost cute in comparison to some of the other theories out there:

We may or may not have laughed out loud at that one. Just kidding, we totally did.

Oh, sure, sure. CNN, well-known defender of all things Trump, manipulated the lighting to make Biden look bad.

In the interest of full disclosure, we've read that post quite a few times in an effort to comprehend this level of TDS and...we've got nothing.

It's actually kind of hard to believe that so many Biden supporters seem genuinely shocked by his terrible showing, and are willing to accept any answer but the truth.

November can't come soon enough.