We're not sure about you, Twitchy readers, but we didn't have Sydney Sweeney dominating the news headlines for the better part of a week on our bingo cards for July.
But this is how broken and batpoop crazy the left is in 2025.
What should have been an innocent (albeit mildly alluring and provocative) advertising campaign for American Eagle jeans has turned into a firestorm, with leftists screeching that Sweeney -- and anyone who likes her ad -- is a Nazi, followed quickly by the dead legacy media claiming the campaign is fascist while being terrified about 'a turn toward whiteness' (whatever that means).
We know it's a phrase that gets overused online, but some people out there really need to put their phones down and touch some grass.
Besides, the left should know better. Whenever they try gaslighting as ridiculous as this, conservatives will steer into the skid and make jokes about it, just to make them cry even more.
And no one is better at it than Twitchy favorite, @jarvisbest.
Yesterday, Jarvis posted the Sweeney thread of all Sweeney threads, teasing some of the actress's upcoming movie projects, deliberately designed to make leftists go into apoplectic fits of rage.
See if you can spot the 'Nazi-coded dog whistles' in all of these movies coming soon to a theater near you. (Hint: They're not subtle.)
LOL.
Yeah, you know where this is headed. It only gets better from here. (But chef's kiss for the character name, Elizabeth Fastrubber, which is straight out of James Bond.)
The left is absolutely OBSESSED with 'fourteen words,' and they will practice the most insane kinds of numerology to use it and call anything they don't like a Nazi code phrase.
Hopefully, this movie will be dubbed in German, so the title of the film can achieve its full effect.
Hey, we don't have to go to the theaters to see that one. Thanks to Tom Homan and ICE's outstanding work, we're seeing it happen in real time. The White House even came up with a saucy jingle for it.
Jarvis thought that one wasn't subtle enough, so he came up with another movie that was a little more subdued.
HAHAHAHAHA. Yes, very understated.
Of course, like any great artist, Jarvis's movie titles inspired many imitators, some of them just as hilarious.
Meep.
We just KNEW that Holly Briden would have a great one.
Ho ... Lee ...S***!
We're probably going to 'the hot place' for laughing at that one. But you're coming with us because you laughed, too.
If that race is in France, won't the rest of the riders just surrender to her?
Hey, is that appropriate attire for a courtroom?
More like 'Triumph of the Pill ... ows,' right? (Sorry, we'll see ourselves out.)
Everybody loves waffles!
Yes, we just spat out our drink all over our keyboard.
We need a moment to clean up.
Ooh, they got Gandalf (and Magneto). This one is sure to get an Oskar nomination ... Schindler, that is.
LOL. 'Hermione Gerring.'
Some of the character names were off-the-charts hilarious.
YIKES.
OK, now we're definitely all going to Hell on the express elevator.
Even Jarvis thought that one might have gone a little too far.
All that was left was the standing ovation for a masterful thread, both from Jarvis and from everyone else who provided an entry (except maybe that last one).
And it was the laugh we ALL needed after days of insanity from the left.
Thank you to Jarvis and all of the other contributors for giving us that.
And for the reminder that the best way to own the libs is to mock them into oblivion.
On that front, these Sydney Sweeney movies might get a spot in the Twitchy Hall of Fame.
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