There are reports of mayhem coming in from New York City this Election Day. Rodents of varying sizes, many wearing red caps have swooped down on unsuspecting voters on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. One fleeing voter said the larger creatures were wearing masks over their eyes, she described them as 'bandits'. The smaller creatures were throwing peanuts and the bigger ones were armed with trash cans.

Survivors say the beasts were squeaking 'do it for Peanut, do it for Fred' over and over as half-eaten peanuts and days-old trash rained down on Kamala voters.

You'll recall that Peanut, the squirrel, and Fred, the raccoon were taken from their owner in New York. The state then executed the two innocent adorable pets. The two rascally rodents have become a rallying cry for Trump supporters who are sick of government overreach.

Wait, we're getting a news update. You better read this, it looks important.

No vengeful varmints are taking out their righteous raccoon anger on those who voted Governor Kathy Hochul into office. But, you should still go vote today for President Donald Trump. He's the only candidate who wants to protect your pets from enemies, foreign and domestic. Do it for Peanut and Fred!

 {ai:summary}<p>On Election Day in New York City, reports emerged of squirrels and raccoons allegedly attacking voters near polling stations on the Upper West Side. Witnesses described the animals as wearing masks and throwing peanuts, with some claiming the creatures were rallying for Peanut and Fred, two pets previously executed by the state.</p><p>However, it was later clarified that these reports were satirical in nature. There were no actual animal attacks, and polling stations remained open without incident. The satire aimed to highlight political sentiments among some voters, particularly in support of Donald Trump. #politics</p>

Manhattan Mayhem as Democrats Face Off Against Vengeful Squirrels and Raccoons on Election Day

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