If you were wondering, the price of coffee has increased 20.97% since the start of 2024, according to Trading Economics. So if you can't afford your morning cuppa, never fear.

Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff wants you to know he's so happy to have his own coffee blend (when he's not cheating on his wife with the nanny) You may not be able to drink it, but that's not important.

Dream big, Doug.

Notice how it says 'First Gentleman's Blend'? 

As if Kamala has been elected already or something.

Absolutely. Savage.

Even more brutal.

X users are vicious.

We love it.

The economy is fine! The world is peaceful! We have time for the Second Gentleman to have his own coffee.

Oof.

Absolutely unbelievable but totally believable. 

Might wanna snag a bag as a collector's item.

So embarrassing.

Boom.

Not one iota.

It's so bad.