Here's another great exhibit showing why Karine Jean-Pierre is the worst White House press secretary ever. A reporter asks a substantial question about current events: the bird flu epidemic spreading among cattle and its possible effect on the milk and beef supply.

Whatever happens, it's your problem, because Jean-Pierre doesn't eat meat.

She certainly put our concerns to rest, especially with the price of groceries as it is.

Always.

This editor flew home from London the month before 9/11, and the biggest security risk at the airport? The possibility that you might have brought mad cow disease into the country.

It looks like Jean-Pierre didn't have anything in her binder about this one. But as a vegan, she serves up a mean word salad.