Note: The following story contains satire, or does it?

Outgoing Vice President Kamala Harris is spending her last days in office on what amounts to a taxpayer-funded vacation traveling around the world. She’s apparently carrying small Post-it notes with Biden administration ‘accomplishments’ on them to stick on the refrigerators of world leaders in Singapore, Bahrain and Germany.

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The multi-national trip is unnecessary, but probably a good excuse to ship her off so workers can shampoo the carpets in her Washington, D.C. office.

The Post-it notes could have been mailed or simply read over a Zoom call. But, Kamala probably needed a vacation and an excuse to do an international beer-run. The liquor cabinet is pretty bare after her failed presidential campaign, after all.

Some commenters are under the impression that Biden’s and Kamala’s ‘accomplishment’s’ could actually fill an entire tome. Wait, they have a perfectly good explanation for this.

See, there’s even an abridged table-top version available which comes with its own stand. Kamala’s five-day trip is slated to begin January 13 and concludes January 17. Kamala will continue burning taxpayer money until noon on January 20. Remaining Post-it notes will surrendered at that time.