


Most everyone has pledged allegiance to the flag either in school or another function. DERP. Maybe Joyce Carol Oates thought it was edgy to pretend she’s never witnessed it in her many years on this Earth as a student or as a teacher. Or she’s just a boring, snotty liar.
We’re pretty sure she’s full of crap but whatever floats her boat.
As you can imagine, we’re not the only ones who think she’s full of crap.
Huh, would seem Joyce if totally full of it.
But you guys knew that already, right?
Gosh, this doesn’t sound like the backward, racist South or Gunsmock.
We feel shocked.
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