'Tis the season when all the great atheist, leftist theologians come out of the woodwork to teach us all the Real Truth about Jesus, Christmas and Jews. This year was special because in addition to Jesus being an illegal immigrant Socialist, the pro-Hamas faction has weighed in too. Yep, Jesus and Jolly Saint Nick were Palestinians.

What's great, however, is that this year, we learned a lot of people were Palestinians too.

Bet you had no idea!

Oh boy!

This tracks.

Wait, Paul was in a band before Wings?

Documented fact. So let it be written, so let it be done.

OK, stay with me here. Jews don't exist - they are actually Palestinians, Sammy converted to Judaism, therefore ... 

Let's end with a little shameless self-promotion.

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