Would you look at that? Rep. Jamaal Bowman, the guy who thought he could pull a fire alarm to delay a vote and then claim he was too stupid to know a fire alarm from a door opener, is BIG WORRIED about The Sound Resource Solutions plant in Texas exploding.
We'd ALMOST believe him if he hadn't used the explosion to push for Socialist Democratic bills that will completely and totally destroy what is left of this economy and potentially this country.
Nice try, Jamaal, but nope.
If we rolled our eyes any further in the backs of our heads we'd be able to see D.C. and the fire alarm Jamaal pulled from our office. Yes, we're front and center with the fire alarm jokes but only because the good people on Twitter/X are doing it as well.
And doing it better, we should add.
Sensing a theme here, yes?
Hey man, those photo-ops aren't going to take themselves.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Like Swalwell's fart, Bowman's fire alarm will live on in infamy.
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