No, silly, not that ICE. Ice. Literal ice.

OK, let's lighten things up a bit. There's a bit going on here but long story short, an alleged shoplifter tried jumping from the second floor to evade cops, then lands on the ice rink below, breaks both legs and then gets on his phone.

We had too look it up to make sure it was real. The line between reality and farce is way too thin these days, and OMG, it's <a href="https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2025/06/24/broke-both-his-legs-shoplifter-leaps-from-2nd-floor-of-galleria-lands-on-ice-rink-police-say/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">real</a>.

As with most good things on Twitter, the reactions make it so much better. Enjoy!

Well, that would be the perfect 2025 ending.

A shoplifter breaks both legs after jumping onto an ice rink to escape police.{ai:summary}<p>An alleged shoplifter jumped from the second or third floor of The Galleria Mall to escape police, landing on the ice rink below and breaking both legs. Despite his injuries, he managed to use his phone shortly after the fall.</p><p>The incident has sparked a wave of humorous reactions on social media, with users sharing memes and jokes about the bizarre situation. #crime</p>

'ICE Gets Another One': Shoplifting Ends Hilariously with an Ice Rink, Two Broken Legs, and a Selfie

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