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26 Nov 2024
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NextImg:'I Learned It by Watching You!' Scott Jennings OWNS CNN Panelists Who Claim Twitter Is Far Right

Growing up as part of Generation X, there was one public service announcement every kid remembers. It was the famous marijuana commercial. A father confronts his son holding a box of weed that he found and asks him where he learned about smoking the Devil's lettuce. The uncomfortable child tries making some excuses but eventually turns to his father and shouts, 'You, alright? I learned it by watching you!'

We're not sure if the PSA was effective or not because it mostly made us laugh more than anything. 

But watching Scott Jennings once again destroy his fellow panelists last night on CNN, we were reminded of this 80s PSA because Jennings basically just used CNN's own reports against them.

Jennings was discussing the left's favorite boogeyman, Elon Musk, with host Audie Cornish and guest Cari Champion, who were claiming that Twitter has veered far right under Musk's ownership. Jennings counted by saying (accurately) that Twitter is the most balanced information source of any social media platform or news network. 

When Champion demanded to know where Jennings got such ludicrous information, his answer was simplicity itself. Watch: 

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LOL. Oops.

'Where did you get this survey information, Scott Jennings?' 

'From you, alright? I learned it by watching you!'

And just in case you were wondering if Jennings made any of that up, he did not. Here is CNN just one week ago reporting the results of a user survey indicating that Twitter (or X) is about as balanced as statistically possible. 

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Those darn users. Always blowing up false media narratives. Anything the left doesn't control 100 percent automatically becomes 'far right.'

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Champion even hilariously (albeit accidentally) slams her own network after Jennings mentioned the survey by saying, 'It's not accurate and you know it.'

Jennings just gives her the 'Scott Jennings face' and says, 'OK.'

LOL. 

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Yep. That slip-up was so huge, even Freud lit a cigar in its honor. 

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That's a good meme, but the 'Aquaman' on the bottom needs to have blue hair and a nose ring. And preferred pronouns. 

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He must feel like someone safely sitting by a zoo enclosure watching animals fling feces at each other (and at him). At a certain point, you just have to be zen about it.

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We especially love the part at the end of the clip where Champion says it would be OK for Bill Gates to own a network like Musk owns because 'he is sane.'

HAHAHAHAHA. 

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Gates might be the worst person in the entire world if it was not for Klaus Schwab.

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We laughed out loud. And CNN seems to be forgetting a few other billionaires who own media properties as well. 

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Oh, but all of those billionaires are (D)ifferent, don't you get it? 

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Well, they're all on CNN and would be basically unemployable anywhere else, so we think the answer to the last question is obvious. 

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Always remember that it's more about hierarchy than hypocrisy. They think they can get away with saying these things because they deeply believe they are better than us and we have to buy everything they say. They're on the TV, after all.

It's been a rude awakening for them the past few months, hasn't it? Pretty funny for us though. 

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We hate to give CNN any credit, but the ending truly was a 'chef's kiss' moment. 

It couldn't have been more perfect if closing credits popped up on the screen at that moment and, in a script font, simply spelled out, 'Fin.' 

Or maybe Porky Pig stammering, 'T-t-t-t-that's all, folks!' 

Bravo, CNN, Audie Cornish, and Cari Champion. You played yourselves like a maestro.