Remember the old American Express commercial with the slogan 'Don't leave home without it'? Kamala Harris should take that advice when it comes to campaigning -- don't leave home without a teleprompter. 

Any time she tries an impromptu speech, she ends up sounding like Stuart Smalley.

Watch her tell a Pennsylvania football team they don't have to win every game to be undefeated.

Not losing a game is literally the definition of undefeated, but okay.

If Trump or Vance said something like this the headlines would scream about how Trump didn't understand sports and was stupid.

Hahahahahaha.

Get used to them looking that way when she speaks.

Yay equity!

She doesn't do prep work.

This writer did a quick Google search, and yeah -- that's impressive. Last year they went 14-0.

LOL

Excellent question.

She always talks as if her audience consisted of five-year-olds.

Bingo.

And all that matters is how you feel.

Her tone is always condescending.

This tickled us.

'So you, too, can fail upwards!'

And it's not getting any better from here on out.