A startling photo is circulating on X - a cow with a large plank of wood jutting from its body. How did it get there? A tornado swept through Wisconsin on Friday, and high winds sent the 2x4 hurtling through the air like a spear, impaling the bovine creature. Amazingly, the animal survived.

Now, one X user is soliciting a new name for this curious cow. (READ)

We’ll start with one of the best proposed names.

This next one seems obvious, but is still funny; they throw in some extra names, too.

We’ve got many more creative options. See if one is your favorite.

That's true. All those names are great! If you have a funny one to add, put it in the comments.

 {ai:summary}<p>A Wisconsin cow survived being impaled by a 2x4 during a tornado, which struck the area on Friday. The incident has sparked a wave of creative naming suggestions for the cow on social media, with users proposing names like "Moo by Four," "Stake," and "Windy."</p><p>The remarkable survival of the cow has captured public attention, leading to humorous discussions about potential names that reflect its unusual experience. Users continue to share their ideas, contributing to the lighthearted conversation surrounding this bizarre event. #society</p>

‘Holey’ Cow! Wisconsin Bovine Survives Being Impaled by Tornado-Thrown Wooden Beam - New Name Solicited

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