He's running.
At least his new woke, progressive, social media queen of a girlfriend he cheated on his wife with thinks he's running. Why else would he be so visible all of a sudden, cursing like a brain-injured hyena and wearing tennis shoes?
HE'S JUST SO RELATABLE NOW!
Oh, no, he's not. He looks like an old man trying desperately to matter.
Look at this nonsense:
Oh, Chris.
This is just ... cringe. Even Bernie Sanders has some sort of stinky old man charm about him, but Chris? He just comes off as a pasty, weird, awkward skeeze who we all know cheated on his wife.
Yeah, you ninny.
Ninny ... now there's a word we don't hear often enough anymore.
Yes, yes we are.
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