England is very stabby lately. Britons rioted recently after someone stabbed several little girls under the age of 10 at a Taylor Swift-themed dance camp, killing three of them. The police have warned people not to post to social media about the riots or even be "curious bystanders," as they will be arrested.

On Monday, an 11-year-old girl and a 34-year-old woman were stabbed in Leicester Square in central London.

A "man" has been arrested. Can you be any more specific? You see, those crazy right-wingers think that Muslim migrants are doing all of the stabbing … best to clear that up right away.

"The stabbing occurred as Britain is on edge …. The disturbances have been fueled by right-wing activists using social media to spread misinformation." Well for God's sake, if this was a native Briton who did it, it would be best to let the public know before those right-wing activists start rioting again.

They'll have you extradited and tried.

How long until the police reveal the suspect's identity? Possibly never, if it will get the far-right stirred up again.