This writer has known a handful of people who are absolutely terrified of birds. She's not one of them, and her son has a pair of parakeets in his bedroom.

But she's gotta admit, after seeing this video of Fox News reporter Peter Doocy, she gets why some people are scared of our feathered friends:

We would assume he's near where this bird is nesting, or maybe his hair just smells really good.

Probably.

This oppressive attack on a free press cannot stand! We're glad the FBI is on the case!

(Kidding, of course).

Everyone knows birds aren't real.

Yeah, that would've been worse.

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This writer is kinda mad she didn't think of this.

That is a nice haircut.

This writer's son was once dive-bombed by a robin when he got too close to her nest.

You don't mess with mommas.

He handled it like the pro he is.

And we hope they set up in a new location on the White House lawn in the future.

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