As Twitchy reported earlier, "conservative" New York Times columnist David French posted a thread explaining why he's leaving Twitter for Threads. We don't follow Threads, so we're not sure if you're not allowed to call out bad takes over there. French has become nothing more than a scold, aiming all his fire at his fellow conservatives for not being Christian enough. We're all pretty sure he'll be back when he realizes that Threads is like shouting into the void.

Also "mentally preparing" to leave Twitter is CNN's Adam Kinzinger.

Kinzinger's going to Threads as well. That must be an online safe space.

Elon Musk explained why Kinzinger's leaving Twitter:

How long will it take him to "mentally prepare" to leave?

Is he gone yet? Will he see this post? We bet he will.