As the Republican National Convention continues to steam ahead this week, the candidate who is currently losing the 2024 election is getting pretty desperate to gasp for any oxygen left in the room. First, Joe Biden sat down with an interview with NBC's Lester Holt which aired on Monday night. This turned out to be a big mistake, as Biden could not even remember the sex of his Secret Service director (but he's totally met with 'him,' folks) and also falsely claimed he's never used violent rhetoric against Donald Trump (LOL). 

Not satisfied with that embarrassing performance, Biden then went to speak to the NAACP in Las Vegas on Tuesday. Here are some highlights from that speech: 

Oh, dear. It's becoming clear that 'Anyway ...' is Biden-speak for 'the meds are wearing off.' 

But when he wasn't claiming that the George Floyd protests were 'peaceful' or reminiscing about his friend 'Mouse' (not a made-up story at all), Biden used this appearance with the NAACP to stoke racial division and pander for votes. 

Let's check on how that strategy went: 

Yikes. SUPER yikes. 

Where to even begin with this one? 

Sure, that's a good place to start. Democrats are so obsessed with pigmentation that maybe Biden forgot that Kamala Harris is Indian and Jamaican (not to mention that she really embarrasses herself when she pretends to be an African American). 

Well, Biden is pretty old and his career of being a racist is pretty well documented, so we'll move on from the fact that 'they all look the same' to him. 

It also would appear that Biden is setting a limit on 'black jobs' that does not exist, given the man he used to work for. 

Oops. 

As Obama himself said, 'Never underestimate Joe's ability to f--k things up.'

HA. We're not sure if Biden still believes that Trump is his vice president. Or if Vladimir Putin is the president of Ukraine. 

Trust us on this one. He has mostly forgotten that he was ever vice president. He might vaguely recall that time during moments of clarity, which are becoming fewer and further between.

Ahh, the slurred, angry yelling. It wouldn't be a Biden speech without that. 

You got us, man. 

Don't worry. The White House will clean it up in another highly edited transcript. 

It's a real concern whenever Biden steps up to a microphone. We're sure his 20-something communications staff all have ulcers. 

It must make Putin and President Xi tremble in fear. 

Sadly, we've had a lot of practice translating Biden-ese. But it's always a 50/50 proposition at best. 

Don't worry. 'Doctor' Jill came to collect him soon after this. 

Then she patted him on the head, told him what a good boy he was, and took him for ice cream. 

During his interview with Holt on Monday, Biden promised that he would debate Trump again in September. We're not sure if he can last that long. 

At this point, he probably couldn't even debate Babydog. 

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