Hey, remember Rebekah Jones? The self-proclaimed “data analyst” or whatever who tried to take down Gov. Ron DeSantis and failed miserably, just as she has failed miserably in all of her pursuits since?

Well, she’s still out there, still failing miserably, and still thinking that she won’t get caught being a miserable failure. This time, it’s everyone’s favorite (or should-be favorite) “Shiy attorney / failed podcaster / public fkwit / thirsty mayonnaise influencer” Damin Toell’s turn. And as always, he made the most of his opportunity:

Hey, to be fair, this is as legit as anything Rebekah Jones has ever produced or promoted:

Jones walks away with a dismissal (at a price) and after nearly three years of persecution by the state of Florida comes out with no criminal record, no guilty plea, no adjudication withheld, no plea of no contest. Jones managed to best a radical and increasingly dangerous Governor with Presidential aspirations at each turn.

She lived to tell the tale. The problem is hardly anyone is still listening.

“When there’s so much disinformation online, when any mention or reference to me is met with dozens of single-purpose hate accounts defaming and attacking me, people give up on the truth,” Jones said. “Truth got me into this, truth got me out of this, and truth will be the anecdote to these crimes against reality going forward.”

USA Today is not exactly the gold standard for journalism, but it doesn’t take a more than a quick glance through the above to see that it’s not even up to USA Today standards.

Oh man.

Sad!

And … scene.

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