Employees at Starbucks are boiling mad. They say their rights are under siege by… a dress code?! Yes, and you won’t believe how evil this new policy is. Employees will be required to wear solid black shirts. These can be crewnecks, collared, or button-up and worn along with bottoms that are khaki, black, or blue denim. Starbucks wants the focus to be on its signature green aprons. Wait, that’s it? That seems totally reasonable for an employer who wants to put forth a positive, consistent image to its coffee-loving customers.

It’s the end of the world for these sloppy employees, though. (WATCH)

What’s the number for the dress code police?

These Gen Zers are pretty spoiled. Commenters who worked fast food jobs in the 70s and 80s have no sympathy.

Matching uniforms and dress codes have been a fact of life at food establishments for decades.

Many posters say if Starbucks employees want to be taken seriously, they might want a new spokesperson who doesn’t look like she wandered in from a carnival sideshow.

It’s a good rule of thumb to hire people who don’t fit the stereotype of leftist activists. But, Starbucks promotes leftist causes, so it's getting what it deserves. Anyway, you ladies out there might want to strike spinach off your grocery lists.