We've seen some major cope in our time here at Twitchy, but this is next-level, high-grade copium:

EL. OH. EL.

Really?

REALLY?!

This shill account would have us believe Kamala is so popular despite the fact that, in the past week alone, she's a) dropped out of the California gubernatorial race, b) told Stephen Colbert she's stepping away because the 'system is broken' and c) her fellow Democrats don't want her to campaign for them in the midterms.

But she'd win the election by seven.

Sure. Whatever you have to tell yourselves to sleep at night.

Probably.

All of this.

Polls.

Whatever this is.

So weird.

YUP. Those polls.

Same vibes.

Yours is far more likely.

That's really the accomplishment.