This writer has owned two dogs in her life, and her childhood pooch -- Shadow -- had some major separation anxiety. Once, he managed to lock himself in the bathroom while her family was out and left a trail of damage in his wake.
So she gets it when she sees posts like this:
That right there is a message.
Malinois are beautiful, but high-maintenance dogs who require constant physical and mental stimulation or they do stuff like this.
X users wasted no time in dogpiling the poster, having a good laugh at his expense.
Literally.
Take the wins where you can get them.
It sure was a message.
That's a bold strategy.
That's when you just burn it all down and start over.
Yikes.
Like pooping on your fan.
+1000 for the Warren Zevon reference.
Someone had to say it.
This is like the mafia leaving a horse head in your bed.
Good luck with that.
Show your kid this post before signing those adoption papers.
Finally!
So are we.